Background: wwwslatecom/blogs/moneybox/2015/11/12/a_lawyer_s_delightful_response_to_peta_s_monkey_selfie_ lawsuithtml

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You need one fact: The plaintiff is Macaque.

Menagerie in Court may well be near.

A suit by beast our Congress will not back.

Cetacean cannot stand for standing here.

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And what is next, a probate court to gauge

The lineage of birds in V and fish in school?

And surely Congress can with facts assuage.

It's not Judiciary's place to rule.