Limerick time! Horrible, horrible, limericks! :D
It's an upscale place, charging for entry
The toilet alone is ten dollars! "Seriously?"
"Look, I don't choose the price
And I won't ask twice
So either piss off or pay the damned fee!"
Revenge Is Best Served Lukewarm
I really hated this guy Bob Gail
But I also didn't want to go to jail
So rather than set him on fire
I just slashed his tire
Only to hear a police siren's wail