Limerick time! Horrible, horrible, limericks! :D


Fee

It's an upscale place, charging for entry

The toilet alone is ten dollars! "Seriously?"

"Look, I don't choose the price

And I won't ask twice

So either piss off or pay the damned fee!"


Revenge Is Best Served Lukewarm

I really hated this guy Bob Gail

But I also didn't want to go to jail

So rather than set him on fire

I just slashed his tire

Only to hear a police siren's wail