Finding a friend to help me through this life,

Is not helped a bit by this world's strife.

I try and I try to find a girl,

But all I can see are ill-cultured churl.

I try and I try,

All I have is frustration,

Frustration, of getting a girl,

Frustration, of getting a wife,

Frustration, of wasting my life.

I try to find the right one,

Yet I always end up back on the run,

From things I thought were in the past,

But come back at me with an explosive blast.

I try and I try,

All I have is frustration,

Frustration, of getting a girl,

Frustration, of getting a wife,

Frustration, of wasting my life.

If one day I find the one I seek,

One that will love me with a kiss on the cheek.

I'll be through with my troubles,

Finally through with one of life's great puzzles.