This is in text messages form.

- Hello

- who is this?

- I'm your neighbor. I live right next to you.

- oh?

- My name is Bob.

- bob. typical.

- What would you do if you woke up to a zombie apocalypse?

- typical bob

- I would go prepare my zombie apocalypse equipment down in my secret basement. You?

- well, the first thing i do when i wake up is go take a piss

If enough reviews will continue tomorrow.