This is in text messages form.
- who is this?
- I'm your neighbor. I live right next to you.
- My name is Bob.
- bob. typical.
- What would you do if you woke up to a zombie apocalypse?
- typical bob
- I would go prepare my zombie apocalypse equipment down in my secret basement. You?
- well, the first thing i do when i wake up is go take a piss
If enough reviews will continue tomorrow.