Just a couple of Limericks I wrote at Uni. Bit of fun, enjoy!
There once was a Goldfish called Frank,
Who owned the most glorious tank,
He'd swim all about,
And scope the place out,
Then turn and his mind would go blank.
I once knew a Yeti named Ralph,
Who lived in the deep and dark south,
He'd lay in the snow,
Where the skiers would go,
Until one would end up in his mouth.