Just a couple of Limericks I wrote at Uni. Bit of fun, enjoy!


There once was a Goldfish called Frank,

Who owned the most glorious tank,

He'd swim all about,

And scope the place out,

Then turn and his mind would go blank.


I once knew a Yeti named Ralph,

Who lived in the deep and dark south,

He'd lay in the snow,

Where the skiers would go,

Until one would end up in his mouth.