The Outgoing Asexual and Antisocial Pansexual.
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That's what the posters said.
I took a deep breath.
'I can do this.' I thought to myself. 'It's not a big deal. Just another person to share rent with.'
So I walked to my grocery store down the street.
I pinned the notification on the bulletin board.
I didn't die!
I ran home and waited.
And started to get nervous.
'Nobody's replied yet. Should I just take it down? Wait. It's only been three hours. I need to be patient'
I can't be kicked out again.
But I am.
So I'm going to need a new place to stay.
This is what happens when you accidentally flirt with your landlady.