The Outgoing Asexual and Antisocial Pansexual.


Roommate Wanted.

Call 666-1296 for more info.

That's what the posters said.

I took a deep breath.

'I can do this.' I thought to myself. 'It's not a big deal. Just another person to share rent with.'

So I walked to my grocery store down the street.

I pinned the notification on the bulletin board.


I didn't die!

I ran home and waited.

And waited.

And started to get nervous.

'Nobody's replied yet. Should I just take it down? Wait. It's only been three hours. I need to be patient'


Not again.

I can't be kicked out again.

But I am.


So I'm going to need a new place to stay.

This is what happens when you accidentally flirt with your landlady.

Multiple times.