Do you walk around with your nose stuck in the air?

In conversation with your friends, do you consistently use the word "I"?

Or better yet, refer to yourself in the third person?

If you experience these and similar side effects

You may be suffering from a condition called arrogance.

If you are, please call 1-800-391-SNOB and reserve your seat at my low self-esteem seminar.

The arrogance illness can give you the illusion that you have friends

When you really don't.

You're not that great of a person

And you're probably not worth the time and energy you spend talking about yourself.

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You already know how to build yourself up

Let me teach you how to cut yourself down

Once again the number is 1-800-391-SNOB

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