Do you walk around with your nose stuck in the air?
In conversation with your friends, do you consistently use the word "I"?
Or better yet, refer to yourself in the third person?
If you experience these and similar side effects
You may be suffering from a condition called arrogance.
If you are, please call 1-800-391-SNOB and reserve your seat at my low self-esteem seminar.
The arrogance illness can give you the illusion that you have friends
When you really don't.
You're not that great of a person
And you're probably not worth the time and energy you spend talking about yourself.
Please call toll free at 1-800-391-SNOB
You already know how to build yourself up
Let me teach you how to cut yourself down
Once again the number is 1-800-391-SNOB