POW went the great sow that conquered all the earth.
Her skin turned into ceiling wax, she never gave any birth.
POW went the great sow that dried up the land
And all that's left, the townsfolk saw, was just a grain of sand.

POW went the great hound that conquered all of Mars
His stomach became the craters, his skin to chocolate bars.
POW went the great hound that really made a score;
He drank up all the water, and that's why there's no more.

POW went the otter that conquered Jupiter
His bones became the moons, and his tongue for spoons to stir.
POW went the otter that was too short to last.
And the weight of his entire body turned all the land to gas.

POW went the foxy that controlled the entire sun.
His fur made solar flares and he thought that was fun.
POW went the foxy that protected the earth from heat.
But the heat was hard for him, and now he's burning meat.