Sir Joshua
By: DorkyPop 5228
Sir Joshua was a noble knight
He would always fight with might
But even if he's so old
He's got a heart of gold, or so I'm told
His heart was set on Paige, a young girl
She was the eldest daughter of the Earl
She won his heart, but she was lost
He had to save her, at any cost.
So he left on a night so cold
Because the maiden was his most treasured gold
And while on a bed of rocks he lay
"I WILL find her!" he would say
One day, he lost his sword
So he asked for help from a good lord
"'Tis just the first test," said Lord Thein
"Because your next test is to walk in the rain."
He was so close, yet so far
He had to look for a shimmering star
So it took him ages
Because the gods trapped him in a million cages.
Finally, he met Nagua, Lord of Beasts
He had to kill him, at the very least
Nagua let out a fiery breath
It meant he called the king of death.
Joshua reached into his bag
And took out a filthy rag
Contained in the rag was a new sword
Given to him by Thein, the lord
He struck the monster with a great blow
So it fell into a fearsome inferno
He rescued the maiden from the cage
"How do I thank you?" said Paige.
The earl was happy at the return of Paige
He was full of joy and not rage
And so Joshua and Paige were married
And that is the story I have carried.