January 2nd, 2018

This was such a bad idea but I can't think of anything else to write about. So, what else to write cringy poetry about things that get on my nerves. Enjoy!

Annoying Poetry About Annoying Things

A haiku to bright lights at 2 in the morning

My mom's Christmas lights

Wake me very late at night.

Please lights, I need sleep.

A limerick to the guys making inappropriate jokes in class

There once were two high school boys

Who made too much noise

They scream about their dicks

Those arrogant pricks.

I'm ready to destroys.

A couplet to that one teacher who won't let you pee

I simply want to urinate.

I can't understand why you hate.

Why yes, I can go.

But you say no.

If I can't go through the door

I will pee on the floor.