January 2nd, 2018
This was such a bad idea but I can't think of anything else to write about. So, what else to write cringy poetry about things that get on my nerves. Enjoy!
Annoying Poetry About Annoying Things
A haiku to bright lights at 2 in the morning
My mom's Christmas lights
Wake me very late at night.
Please lights, I need sleep.
A limerick to the guys making inappropriate jokes in class
There once were two high school boys
Who made too much noise
They scream about their dicks
Those arrogant pricks.
I'm ready to destroys.
A couplet to that one teacher who won't let you pee
I simply want to urinate.
I can't understand why you hate.
Why yes, I can go.
But you say no.
If I can't go through the door
I will pee on the floor.