My life sucks. That is all I had to say. My life sucks. I mean what the actual fuck is my life. I cram for exams and the next thing I know I am sucked into some magical portal and go to medieval times. Not to mention I can hear the voice of God. I really want to give up.
Maybe if you pray it will get better
Is that you again?
Wait that is actually a good idea.
I know I am smart
Don't get full of yourself
Anyway, I got on my knees and put my hands together and prayed. Oh god please I know that I have sinned but please forgive me and take me home.
God! So you will take me home right?
Yea... Um... You see that I can't really do anything about it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN"T DO ANYTHING YOU'RE GOD.
Look I wasn't the one who sent you here. It was Satan
How did that happen
Well I took a nap and that is when he sent you here
So you are saying when you were being lazy.
I apologize for my father he has had a lack of amusement and he has turned to you for it.
Well okay... I guess