My life sucks. That is all I had to say. My life sucks. I mean what the actual fuck is my life. I cram for exams and the next thing I know I am sucked into some magical portal and go to medieval times. Not to mention I can hear the voice of God. I really want to give up.

Maybe if you pray it will get better

Is that you again?

yup

Wait that is actually a good idea.

I know I am smart

Don't get full of yourself

...

Anyway, I got on my knees and put my hands together and prayed. Oh god please I know that I have sinned but please forgive me and take me home.

About that…

God! So you will take me home right?

Yea... Um... You see that I can't really do anything about it.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN"T DO ANYTHING YOU'RE GOD.

Look I wasn't the one who sent you here. It was Satan

How did that happen

Well I took a nap and that is when he sent you here

So you are saying when you were being lazy.

Yup. Peace

WTF

I apologize for my father he has had a lack of amusement and he has turned to you for it.

Well okay... I guess