A/N This is actually the most light-hearted poem I've written. Based of the Tumblr quote, "If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."

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This was my chance, no doubt

You asked a question, I think I know the answer

With a gasp I open my mouth

You lean forward to listen to my candor

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My hands wave about as I talk

I'm spewing facts, evidence; I don't know how

I swell inside as you gawk

Maybe you'll notice me now

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With a smile you open your mouth to speak

Who knows what you were going to say

Because a five minute google search gave the answer you seek

The kid with fast internet ruined my display

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I don't have the brilliance to baffle you

And my bullshit was proven not to be true

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Tumblr. Inspiring poems since 1969. ALSO THIS IS A SHAKESPEAREAN RHYME SCHEME (ABAB CDCE EFEF GG)