p style="text-align: center;"span style="text-decoration: underline;"strongAuthors Note/strong/span/p
p style="text-align: center;"In short, this story is a compilation of writings of strange events in my life, or at least out of my cultural norm. These may be strange to you, they may not be. These events could influenced by my own ethnocentricity, as we all have one; offending anyone is not my intention, but could very well happen because of this. If you do not find any of these funny, you have the chance to back away at any time at proceed with your life as you were. If you feel anything is truly offensive and should absolutely be removed, please contact me before contacting Fictionpress and I will have no problem discussing it with you. Read and Enjoy!/p