While sitting alone in a room of steam,

she fell asleep and began to dream.

She found herself sitting outside

on a blanket with a man of warrior pride.

She allowed herself to place one hand

on his head and give him a kiss so grand.

Then, she laid on the blanket and said, "Now.

I want you to take me like a tavern wench sow."

But that was before she got splashed with water

in the face and saw her friends standing over her.