While sitting alone in a room of steam,
she fell asleep and began to dream.
She found herself sitting outside
on a blanket with a man of warrior pride.
She allowed herself to place one hand
on his head and give him a kiss so grand.
Then, she laid on the blanket and said, "Now.
I want you to take me like a tavern wench sow."
But that was before she got splashed with water
in the face and saw her friends standing over her.