Agent Ranger

It was a dreary day for Miami, Florida. I was walking along the street seeing shops and restaurants. I stopped and lifted my snout to smell that delightful aroma. Fish salad! I went into Dog Heaven and ordered some. When I was about half way through, I sensed that someone was watching me. I played it cool, just peeking out of the corners of my eyes.

"Hello, Agent Ranger."

I looked up surprised. Who could get past my razor sharp senses? It all came clear as he sat across the table. "Hello, Agent Numan," I said with discus.

"Still wondering how I could get under your senses?" said Numan with a sly grin. This man was really getting on my nerves. "What do you want, Numan?"

"My grandmother was kidnapped at 8:30 last night. This was all that was found at the crime scene." He held a map to Disney world with a key hole and a key with KEY TO THE CITY engraved on it. I inserted the key and opened the map. It had a circle on it and magazine letters that spelled out "First clue here."

"And why are you showing me this?" I asked.

"You're going to make me say it, aren't you?" He sighed. "Because you are the greatest agent in the world."

I laughed out loud. "See now wasn't that easy?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going to help me or not?" I whipped my mouth and stood, left a couple of dollars, then went on my way to Disney world.

When I got there, I asked people if they had seen this woman with the picture giving to me by Numan. I spotted an envelope. I opened it and it contained a pair of dentures. What?

"Hey. Hey!" I looked around. The iceman was motioning to me.

I went up to him and said, "Yeah?"

He shoved a key into my hand. "This key unlocks the downtown warehouse. You will find your person there. Now go," he said with a shove. Weird.

I got there, gun drawn, and there was Numan's grandmother having tea with a little girl. "I left those clues for Numan. He says he never gets any cases," said Numans grandmother. I was invited to have tea with the little girl and grandma. We sat there laughing and joking.