"Are you real, Mr Loch Ness Monster?"
Visiting the Nessie's Lair was a curious sailor that went here for a dare,
she tossed some bacon into the lake water in hopes the Nessie would care.
"What is this?"
A loud voice thundered through the cavern and gave the sailor a fright,
she was now scared the Nessie would also give her a bite.
"Oh no, have I upset you, Mr Loch Ness Monster?"
The woman asked with tears now forming in her eyes,
a quivering voice developing as the beast proceeded to rise.
"You have got it all wrong, I am a vegetarian!"
The Nessie answered in a cheerful tone,
rising its long neck from the water and returning the bacon with a stone.
"A vegetarian? But you live in the water with the fishes!"
She was so confused and removed the bacon from her hair,
even the Nessie's appearance gave her a scare.
"Not everyone eats each other down here!"
The Nessie claimed as it snorted,
he was no monster... the sailor found him very big hearted!