the neighbors accused me of MURDER!

they said i killed their dog lucy!

never! not in a million years!

i didn't care that her business

turned my lawn into a doggy minefield!

or the fact that she slept underneath my car

and made me late for work every morning!

just water under that big ol' rainbow bridge

i'd have happily accepted their children

terrorizing me if i truly did this

but not in two million years! never!

i never harmed a hair

on that sweet little great dane's head

but just between you and me

cause we're friends

i wouldn't put ANYTHING

past my wife!