Author's Note: The title of this chapter says it all. I must warn all of you that there is a significant portion of this chapter that contains a minor suggestive lovemaking scene between an elf guy and a human girl. If you don't like it, don't read it! I have warned you! Please proceed with caution!

Brief Summary: Chris and Anna are trying to make babies, but they are having communication problems, which means trouble in their marriage. Chris wants to talk about love with Anna. He wishes to have a proper wedding, not a fake marriage with a piece of paper contract. However, Anna is not comprehending everything that Chris is going through at this time. What will happen next? Read to find out!

EPILOGUE: CHRIS X ANNA

In the royal palace, in King Chris and Queen Anna's enormous bedroom, the elf king and queen were in the middle of lovemaking when a communication issue arose. The bed made creaking sounds, as Anna panted and moaned. Chris was on top of Anna groaning and thrusting. Anna was flinching and struggling with both pain and pleasure underneath his body.

"Anna, I love you!" Chris said.

"Okay, honey! Please continue!" Anna said.

"I've said I love you, but you haven't said anything back!" Chris complained.

"What?" Anna asked while blushing heavily. "What are you complaining about at a time like this? You're so stupid!"

"But now is the most important time to say things such as I love you!" Chris said.

"Be quiet! We'll talk about love later!" Anna said. "Let's make that baby first!" She has picked up from where she left off, and the bed started creaking again.

"But we should say I love you when we're getting along well! I don't know about other people, but saying I love you is important for me! Isn't that important to you?" Chris asked while thrusting. Anna moaned again.

"How should I know?" Anna asked. Chris has suddenly decided to stop in the middle of lovemaking, surprising Anna who was still panting.

"I won't continue until you say I love you to me!" Chris said. Anna was shocked and unhappy.

Chris is stupid, Anna thought to herself, I want to castrate him! But then if I castrate him, we won't be able to have any babies!

"It's painful for both of us to stop here, but there's no way I'll be the first to yield!" Chris said firmly. "I want to have a proper marriage! Not a fake marriage with a piece of paper contract!"

"Darn it!" Anna said, trying to shove at Chris, but it was not a successful attempt. Chris grabbed Anna's shoulder to prevent her from moving.

"No! No avoiding the topic! We are already married, and I want to make this marriage work somehow!" Chris said. Anna fumed.

"I've had enough with you! Just pull out your manhood!" Anna retorted. Chris was speechless for a few seconds.

"Why?" Chris asked. "Why won't you talk about love?" Anna was so unhappy with Chris that she struggled and shoved at his face, but Chris grabbed her hand.

"Wait! What are you trying to do?" Chris asked.

"I have a lot of relationship trauma from the past!" Anna said. "I have so much emotional baggage that you don't even know about!" She turned her face to the side and showing a sad expression. Chris was silent for several seconds.

"Anna?" Chris asked. He could see tears welling up in Anna's eyes. Chris felt sorry for the human girl, who was his wife. He brushed gently at her hair, making her jump in surprise. Then, Chris planted a chaste kiss on Anna's forehead and brown hair. Anna looked at Chris questionably. Chris held Anna's hand in his.

"Will you please at least call out my name when I'm making love to you?" Chris asked. He then continued to make love to Anna, making Anna flinched and moaned in the process. Chris has resumed thrusting again, which made their moans and groans started once again. Anna panted, then held onto Chris' neck.

"Chris!" Anna uttered her husband's name, as they both came to an orgasm. However, Anna became mad and turned her back on Chris after her lovemaking session. Chris smiled in satisfaction at Anna.

I see! I've made her angry, Chris thought to himself, she is mad beyond imagination. But Anna seems like the type of girl who will concede little by little.

Darn it! Anna thought to herself while blushing heavily.

It is the most successful way to make her say I love you in the future! Chris thought to himself, while Anna puffed and fumed. In our next fight, I'll get her to say that she loves me!


THE NEXT DAY

The next morning, Chris asked Anna to cook a meal for him because he thought that a wife cooking for her husband is a proper marriage. However, Anna was not the best cook due to her spending her entire life studying in school and training or working at jobs. She did not know that Chris's idea of a proper marriage would involve her cooking for her husband. She still did best to cook up some vegetables, with Chris's supervision during the entire process. After an hour of working hard in the kitchen, Anna has finally finished cooking some vegetables. By then, she was not feeling hungry anymore because she was too tired to be hungry. Chris poked at her cookings with forks and chopsticks before deciding that it was safe to eat.

"Does this fit your idea of a proper marriage, Chris?" Anna asked as she began to eat her cooking.

"I'm not completely satisfied yet, but you're getting close to my ideal of marriage. I do appreciate your effort in trying to make our marriage work. I have prepared a reward for you, to thank you for your efforts in trying to cook for me," Chris said. He opened the window and made a gesture to the sky. Suddenly, fireworks were shooting up to the sky and blossomed into different shapes of flowers.

"That is romantic beyond words! Thank you, Chris! And I do love you!" Anna said excitedly.

"I love you too, Anna!" Chris said, smiling happily.

THE END

Author's Note: The title of this chapter says it all. I must warn all of you that there is a significant portion of this chapter that contains a minor suggestive lovemaking scene between an elf guy and a human girl. If you don't like it, don't read it! I have warned you! Please proceed with caution!

Brief Summary: Chris and Anna are trying to make babies, but they are having communication problems, which means trouble in their marriage. Chris wants to talk about love with Anna. He wishes to have a proper wedding, not a fake marriage with a piece of paper contract. However, Anna is not comprehending everything that Chris is going through at this time. What will happen next? Read to find out!