There once was a boy who ran a lemonade stand,

he held up a sign with a determined hand: LEMONADE HERE-EVEN ROOT BEER.

Couple peeps walked by and laughed at him-the next two to drop by took a longer glance at him.

They were criminals man-and they had a watermelon-oh yes a watermelon...….

These two guys made a decision-they would take away Lemonade Dude's vision-

they plopped that watermelon right onto his head-a look which they thought for SURE he and everyone would dread.

Lemonade Man was no more-but far from dead!

He took his new look as a compliment-he liked his new persona though it wasn't Clark Kent.

You see my friends...he became known as...

WATERMELON MAN! Watermelon Man-WaaaterMelon Maaaaan!

He plucked holes for eyes and gave himself a mouth, he chased those two guys way down the road south-he called

the police and turned them in (They had stolen a girls puppy and harrassed her and her kin)

He gave the lemonade stand up to the girl-she became Lemon Lady and remained his friend-one whom he would always defend.

Watermelon Man started a watermelon stand-and he often fought crime with seeds of honor in his hand.

WATERMELON MAN-WATERMELON MAN-WAAATERMELON MAN!

The two guys they got out of jail, they met with their leader he said:

HERE'S THE DEAL!

I'm the Crooked Cabbage and I can't have a clean town, boys go bring me

Watermelon Man!

WATERMELON MAN! WATERMELON MAN! Waaaatermelon Man!

Fighting crime with seeds of justice-nothing can stop him even if he's in a ruckus!

WATERMELON MAN! WATERMELON MAN!

Waaaatermelon Man!

OH YEAH!