There once was a boy who ran a lemonade stand,
he held up a sign with a determined hand: LEMONADE HERE-EVEN ROOT BEER.
Couple peeps walked by and laughed at him-the next two to drop by took a longer glance at him.
They were criminals man-and they had a watermelon-oh yes a watermelon...….
These two guys made a decision-they would take away Lemonade Dude's vision-
they plopped that watermelon right onto his head-a look which they thought for SURE he and everyone would dread.
Lemonade Man was no more-but far from dead!
He took his new look as a compliment-he liked his new persona though it wasn't Clark Kent.
You see my friends...he became known as...
WATERMELON MAN! Watermelon Man-WaaaterMelon Maaaaan!
He plucked holes for eyes and gave himself a mouth, he chased those two guys way down the road south-he called
the police and turned them in (They had stolen a girls puppy and harrassed her and her kin)
He gave the lemonade stand up to the girl-she became Lemon Lady and remained his friend-one whom he would always defend.
Watermelon Man started a watermelon stand-and he often fought crime with seeds of honor in his hand.
WATERMELON MAN-WATERMELON MAN-WAAATERMELON MAN!
The two guys they got out of jail, they met with their leader he said:
HERE'S THE DEAL!
I'm the Crooked Cabbage and I can't have a clean town, boys go bring me
WATERMELON MAN! WATERMELON MAN! Waaaatermelon Man!
Fighting crime with seeds of justice-nothing can stop him even if he's in a ruckus!
WATERMELON MAN! WATERMELON MAN!