James Buffette pours a fresh margarita that he just whipped up in his blender.
"Where's that lost shaker of salt. . . ah, f_ it!"
He drinks down about half his drink quickly.
How many of these has he had, today?"
"I think this is my 10th, or 11th—but I'm not quite sure. I guess you could say I'm spending the day in Margaritaville!"
He is barefooted.
"I blew out my flip flop on a pop top, earlier today."
He looks at his arm. A tattoo is there—a Mexican cutie.
"How the hell did that get there? Oh, yeah, I went out, last night!"
And why is he spending the day boozing?
"Some would say there's a woman to blame. But hell, I guess it's my own fault.
"Oh, look, I just found the salt!"