Starbucks Server

It's Brunhyildee you stupid girl

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Annabelle, everyone's always loved you

And thought you were so sweet

Why don't you work at Starbucks

There's three of 'em just down the street

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Apparently no knows how to make

Their own coffee wisely

And everybody needs employees

Especially when they build and spend blindly

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So many café's but this company's great

Because it's named after a Greek mermaid

But good luck looking that up

Because now we got a monopoly

And those beauties are our slave trade

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Oh Annabelle you're so smart

You even got a degree in art

Lacking inspiration? No problem

Come put on this bib and start

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People are starting to complain

About more than just their brew

Speak higher, do kinder to

Remember their names right please?

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I'm going to have to write you up

Because the service around here is

HORRIBLE, but

Starbucks must always have stars in his/her eyes

Show up to work looking adorable

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I know you don't want to throw shade*

On all those nasty customers

With all those skills you could be

A good bartending hustler

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They really shouldn't complain

Your brew's so delicious and agile

But there's not enough space in their brain

To just accept their caffeine shot

With equal parts of a smile

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* Just make sure its shade and not Shit. Use your own judgement,

Beautiful Princess