"Howdy, stranger. We've been expecting you."

Eat it, before it eats YOU!

"Your account shows some unusual activity."

Woke up with my kidney missing.

It's Halloween... and I'm sooo hungry.

Trick or treating?

So am I.

Halloween…

…look at all those treats.

Trick-or-treaters…

…so darn tasty.

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Jim Duchene

Master Astrostologist