I'll do the dirty work-IT vers by BigKidatHeart

Plot: written in late August 2017. this is a spoof of the catchy 'I'll do the dirty work' song from my little pony :the movie. It's about how yours truly and my fan fiction alter ego WyldClaw ( WC) try to convince each other to be dragged see the IT movie . XXX seperates the verses and italics are extra lines. Names have been switched to protect my rear end. and people's uh privacy Enjoy

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WC:: sick? why BK, you look kind of ill.. you don't seem to be at your best

I hope you haven't come down with a late summer chill .

Perhaps you need a short rest

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BK: What about all of our stuff ? You're not gonna do solo are you?

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WC: what are alter egos for, don't you worry. Don't you worry .

I'll do the dirty work

I'll do all the dirty work. you catch up on OUAT ( BK sighs dreamily)?

I'll do all the tasks-including restocking the first aide kit

All you have to is... go with Chrissy to see 'IT'

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BK: IT? Are you insane?

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WC: :[talking] ... maybe...but why not?. I'm saving your butt. You're not in that much agony

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BK: you're right. Suddenly that advil seems to be working quick.

WC ... I just had a flash

I still owe you anniversary gift or two.

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WC: wait.. you do?

BK: At the time I had zero cash and here's how I'll make up to you.

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I'll handle the dirty work, I'll handle all the dirty work

I'll make sure everything fits

I'll do the task of collecting background info

All you have to do is ... go with Chrissy to se 'IT'

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WC : …Gag me...,

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BK: happy anniversary

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WC: [ sarcastically]: gee thanks - just what I wanted. ( pretends to hurl). you're way too kind- let's divide thelist .

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BK: are you sure? I don't mind

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WC : I insist!

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Both: We'll handle the dirty work - we'll both handle the dirt work

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BK: we each do our share

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WC:, then its only fair

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BK: I'll get the back porch cleaned of the slime

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BK: I'll empty the trash of the muck

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WC : I'll record (gulps) that part of the teaser . just my luck, the stop button is stuck.

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BK: I'll get kitchen scrubbed

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WC: make sure to get rid of all the grime

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Both: sharing the dirty work gets it done in half the time. It's so great when we cooperate

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WC : I'll handle the dirty work

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BK :no I'll gladly handle the dirty work

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Both: that way we don't fret or have a hissy fit

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WC: I'll handle the messy work

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BK: I'll gladly handle the dirty work ,,,so long as someone else...

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WC: so long as someone else

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Both: : so long as someone else goes with Chrissy to see ' IT

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Chrissy and Carrie: : oh BK? WC ... wanna go see ' a... comedy about a clown?

( WC and BK gulp nervously) WC: uh.. we're sick we have an... allergy to evil clowns . (jabs BK in the ribs . BK fake sneezes and WC coughs )

WC (in a fake stuffed up nose voice): see ? we have ...colds and . we need to to get ... medicine

BK: We'll just be going to get now

(they try to slink but Moe and Gigi Grabs them by the back of their shirts) WC & BK: urrrk! ...

Moe and Gigi: We got the two chickens.

WC & BK: oh fork...

Chrissy and Carrie ( grins evily) : this gonna be soo much fun….

WC & BK: craaaaaap….