I'll do the messy work- 2017 IT version by WyldClaw

Plot: this is a spoof of the 'I'll do the dirty work' song from 1984's My Little Pony The Movie. It's about how yours truly and my fictionpress alias BigKidatHeart ( BK) tried to convince each other to go see the 2017 IT movie with our friend Chrissy who just looooves horror films . XXX separates the verses and italics are extra lines. Enjoy

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WC:: sick?…. why Bk, you're looking pretty ill. you don't seem to be at your best

I hope you haven't come down with a late summer chill . I think you need a bit of a rest ( gives her ginger ale and soup)

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BK: What about all of our stuff ? You're not gonna do alone are you

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WC: don't you worry. Don't you worry .

I'll do the dirty work

I'll do all the dirty work. you go catch up on OUAT

I'll do all the tasks-including restocking the first aide kit

All you have to do is ... go with Chrissy and Laurie to see 'IT'

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BK ( spews the soup over WC, who wipes it off in disgust ) : IT? Are you crazy ?

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WC: :[talking] …just a bit ...but why not?. I'm saving your butt. You're not in that much agony

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BK: you're right. in fact that Advil seems to be working quick .I just had a memory flash- I still owe you a birthday gift or two.

WC: wait.. you do?

BK: At the time I had no cash but here's how I'll make up to you.

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I'll handle the messy work, I'll handle all the messy work

I'll make sure that everything fits

I'll do the task of collecting trivia info

All you have to do is .. go with Chrissy to se 'IT'

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WC: ( shudders) yech …Gag me...,

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BK: happy belated birthday

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WC: [ sarcastically]: thanks - just what I wanted. ugh ( pretends to hurl). you're too kind. Lets split up the list

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BK: are you sure? I don't mind

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WC : I insist!

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Both: We'll handle the messy work - we'll both handle the messy work

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BK: we each do our share

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BK: then its only fair

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WC: I'll get the back porch cleaned of the slime

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BK: I'll empty the trash of the muck

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WC : I'll record the show ending and teaser . just my freaking luck, the door's stuck.

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BK: I'll get kitchen scrubbed

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WC: make sure to get rid of all the grime

Both: dividing messy work among us does the job in half the time.

it's great when we cooperate

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WC : I'll handle the messy work

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BK :I'll gladly handle the messy work

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Both: that way we don't fret or have a hissy fit

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WC: I'll handle the messy work

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Bk: I'll gladly handle the work so long as some one else...

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BK: So song as someone else...

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Both: : So long as someone else goes with Chrissy to see ' IT

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Chrissy: oh BK? WC ... wanna go see 'IT"

( WC and BK gulp nervously) WC: uh.. we're sick . ( BK fake sneezes and WC fake coughs ) we have …allergies … so we have to … pick up medicine

BK: We'll just be going now

(they try to slink away but Ian Grabs them by the back of their shirts) WC & BK: Bugger..

Sc: Ian : I got the two chickens.

WC & BK:IAN!

Chrissy ( grins evilly) : this gonna be so much fun….

WC & BK: oh sh-(Chrissy knocks them both out with 10 pound barbells)