He could feel his back tingling. Turning around, he saw nothing there.

Until-

"GAH!"

A giant tarantula jumped off him startled.

"AH, A SPIDER!"

"A HUMAN!" The spider yelled.

The man turned to run, as the spider started to spasm out of control.

"And that's my dear children, is how babies are made,"

The spider told her kin and the little ones nodded their heads confused.

"But, how-?"

"-Time for bed!" She said, ushering them to their room.

When she closed the door, she turned to see the human man cocooned in her web.

"Night, honey."

"Night,"

Lights turned off.