Dear Patron,

We regret to inform you that as of today, you are no longer permitted to live at XXXX XXXXXXXX Way. Please pack up your belongings and leave.

REASONS FOR EVICTION:

As you may recall, neighbors had been complaining about strange howls and chanting coming from your house. We conducted a police investigation, as any good city would.

When we arrived at said location, you were not home. So, we took matters into our own hands and used a grenade to take down a wall of your house. While ransacking your apartment searching for the source of the sounds, we heard a thump from downstairs. After descending into the basement, we noticed not one, not two, but seven werewolves that had been residing in your walls! That was when you returned home and became disproportionately upset about the property damage. It's not as if it was that noticeable, at least not if you squinted your eyes and stand in the right spot.

Instead of kicking you out, we decided to give you a second chance (after making you foot the bill of 16,000 dollars, of course). However, a mere 5 years later, the neighbors began to complain again. So we staked out your house and, in the dead of night, found out that several demons had been summoning more hellish creatures by use of a Summoning Circle. It wasn't necessarily on your property, but since it was on the road in front of your house, we decided that THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW. We, the council of elders, have unanimously decided that you should not be allowed in our humble community anymore.

Thank you for your understanding!

Hobgoblin Cove Living Association