All We Want This Year by BigKidatHeart
Plot: this is a spoof of the funny family guy song "all we want this year" written in december 2019. Bold lines are not in original song. XxX keeps the verses apart . BK refers to yours truly . names have been changed to …. Uh protect the innocent.
Moe, Naomi , Nikita, Ian, Chrissy , Kara, Curly, Bethany, Ross, : THE INNOCENT ? THE INNOCENT ? (BK gulps) more like to save your rear! Start the spoof or we'll pound you flat!
Is there a third choice?
Marvin, Mia1986, Nikita, ian, Chrissy , Kara, Curly, Bethany, Ross, Roma:: hmm… NO!
fine.. sheesh no respect these days for a genius (Moe, curly, Nikita, ian, Chrissy , Kara,, Ross snort with laughter)
Curly: genius? you? Ha!
stuff it Curly. Enjoy the spoof.
XxX XxX
Moe: Emma Watson and Megan fox
Jumping into my condo out of of a big box
Is all I really want this year.Yum
XxX
BK: good grief…
XXX
BK : being in texas with ross until from December till the start of spring
BK : with a sparkly ring (Naomi goes beet red. she hits BK's head with a hardcover Night Huntress book and then kicks her in the butt). owwww
Naomi : shush you! that's all I really want this year.
XxX
BK: ( rubbing her sore head ): lovely. What about the rest of you?
Mollie, Bethany, : I'd like to crash the fuller house set to see john stamos ( sighs longingly). But I don't know where that is. darn it
Nikita: I want an apple watch all in pink plus a boyfriend who doesn't drink
Robbie Gigi Bethany , Laurie, Naomi : oh and stranger things filming here
XxX
All (aside from BK) : All these happy wishes And lots of cheer Is all we really want this year.
XxX
BK: that's a whole lot of stuff
Moe, : Oh, we haven't gotten started
BK: me and my big mouth
XxX
Ross, Robbie : for a month I wanna tour the Europe coast…
Naomi , Mollie, , Nikita chrissy ,: A day with Corey Monteith's ghost... (sighs)
Ross, Robbie Naomi , Mollie, , Nikita chrissy : Is all I really want this year.
Robbie, Ross : Wait, … huh?
naomi , Nikita : um, nothing.. (BK Snickers and gets clocked on the head)
XxX
Chrissy , nikita, Laurie: Johnny depp in our beds…
BK: you wish (nikita and Chrissy kick her in the gut ) owww
Chrissy , Laurie , Ian, Carrie: want more lumps on your head
BK (meekly): no
Chrissy , Laurie ,, Carrie: that's all I really want this year.
XxX
Carrie: giant chocolate cookbook never mind the reason . Also a drivers license and a clone
Everyone : AHHH!
XxX
WC: That's lots of pricey stuff
All: yeah right! It's not enough!
Bethany, Robbie, Moe, Ross, Nina, chrissy kara ian ,: We've got your free gift right here [holds up balled fists](BK nervously chuckles )
All (aside from BK): All these happy wishes And lots of cheer Is all we really want this year.
XxX
BK: it seems a bit excessive.
Ian , danny carrie Marvin: get a grip you cheap-stakes. it's the holidays
Chrissy, Bethany Naomi : yeah. this time of year's about getting. Every one knows that!
XXX
Curly : lifelong Fenway season tickets behind home plate
Moe , Chrissy, Ian, Kara,: Can I come on the next stankees vs red sox date?
Elizabeth, Robbie,:- HEY!
Moe , Curly, , kara, Ian, Robbie : Is all I really want for gifts this year.
XxX
Laurie: Johnny depp signed dish wear...
Elizabeth, Nick, ,: Just one year where I don't rip out my hair..
elizabeth, Nick , Laurie : Is all I really want for gift this year.
XxX
BK : If you try to make me watch lots of horror films .. I will totally scamper away
(naomi , Chrissy, Robbie, Ross, Ian, Moe, Carrie, Nikita, (give her a 'Look"): Spineless coward!
WC: uhh... Happy holidays
XxX
Gigi , : wouldn't I love a new electronic toy
Danny : And a job at the gardens? Oh boy! I'd see free events and concerts all year
Danny,and Gigi: All these happy wishes And lots of cheer Is all we really want this year.
XxX
Laurie: I want my works published in a thick golden tome
Ross: a side walk down pitchers so to Naomi I can safely roam
BK : (snickers ): so you can- ( Ross, lee and Naomi kick her butt hard with kung fu kicks ): owwwww Seriously?
Laurie, Ross: Is all I really want this year.
XxX
Curly : I want a brand new pitching wedge.
Naomi : being taller would give me an edge
Curly ,Naomi : That's all I really want this year.
XxX
Nikita, Carrie , Naomi : I just want a certain kind of ring
WC : yeah from people named- (Carrie, Naomi, Ross, Robbie chase her with mallets that they clonk her with ) ow. ow .. ow wish I had longer legs or a clone
Everyone: A clone? Are you insane?
XxX
,Robbie, Moe ,Roma Ian, Ross, , : I want a 4k blu-ray player stocked with tons of dvds including 'the wiz "
WC: you do know that this is is pretty expensive stuff . do you know how much that is?
Moe ,Naomi, Gigi, Ross, Nikita, Ian, Elizabeth, Kara,Curly ,: NOW you're really asking for it (they punch her nose hard breaking it ,and box her ears)
BK (holding her broken bloody nose): Dab was my nose and my good ear!
All (aside from BK): All these happy wishes And lots of cheer Is all we really want this year.