I went to

The beach for some fun in

The sun and saw this hot chick walking

Around in a red bikini which almost made

Me want to go right up to that babe

And try one of my own

Pick up lines.

But just as

I was about to do

That, she turned her head towards this big

Stud, said 'hi' with a smile and hugged the guy before

She saw me staring at them, let go

Of that lug and walked up

To this guy.

But instead

Of a kiss, she kicked me

Right in the nuts and hissed out these words

'That's for leaving me at the altar!' before they

Left and I finally remembered

Who that bimbo truly

Is right there.