These are some prose I just found, one of them gave me a little chuckle, I notice a lot of people put poetry here, so I'll give it a Whirl, hopefully not on a wash cycle though, because then I'd have to say, "goodbye"

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My BFF the horseshoe

We had loads of fun

He had glued on eyes an everything

But one day he go recycled and went to that big blue sky-scrapper in the sky

I often say hi

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The Hand Print army.

We made a handprint army

It went to war with the footprint army

Some lands have talk that some lands have elbow prints, and face prints, and nose prints too.

I sure hope we don't have to go to war with those armies, the footprints looked strange enough.

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As I understand it, the truth is better than a lie

Well couldn't there be a lie that was better than the truth?

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I was feeling blue that day, and a man asked me

Are you a man or a mouse?

Well, I can't pass for a mouse with these ears

So he handed me some Mickey Mouse parade ears

Well, I cant pass for a mouse with this tail

So he gave me a tail that would make a mouse proud

And made me feel less blue

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Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite

And if they do, you know for a fact, you ought to bite them back.