If there's no-one here to stop me

And through another's eyes I saw

How monstrous would I seem

And how many could I draw?

I don't know how I lure them

I wonder for a bit

But all-in-all I wish you'd learn

That I have no use for twits

I find you downright boring

And forgive, I must be frank

But it's truly quite revolting

To know you'd think of where I rank

It's always been my pattern

There's nothing here to bloom

I can't help it when I find

I'm just more interesting than you.