Page 1.
THE SACERD TEXT

1. YOU NEED COWS
2. SO SAD
3. MM MM M M FESPDACITO
4. THERE IS THE RION
5. HUNTED LIKE THE OTHERS

AND THEY CAME TO KILL ME
KNOCKED OFF A CLIFF
I ATE THE NOMZ AND HI

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D
oNE BY ONE, RAINING FROM THE SKIES, DEATH BECAME TO THEM
B HOLE STEPED ON MY CROPS

I HEARD THE RUMORS
RELIGION 2 IS MAKING THEIR OWN SACRED TEXT
THIS IS THE ONE TRUE RELIGIN
NO OTHER

Page 3.
NIGHT FELL ON THE SUOPPLE QUAINT RIVER VALEYw

BUT IT WAS NO TIME FOR SLEP
THE BEDS WERE NOT ALL OCUPIED

BUT ALAS, A BESAT CAME TO TAKE MY LUFE
AND IT SUCCEEDED
I DIED TWICE

Page 4.
THE TEXT LAY REST ON THE FLOOR OF THE STONE FLOOR AT THE BOTTOM
A SIGN FROM THE GREAT LAKE

ALL THE PROPHETS WILL BE CONFUSED
BUT ONLY THR TRUEST WILL HAVE UINDERSTANDING
THE PRO[HET [BEED]YIPYIP WILL RIS

Page 5.
ABOVE THE SIMPLETINS

PRINCE PURPSHOE
only THW SACRED FISH SHALL REMAIN
PRINCE PURPLSHUE CAME TO TAKE THE CHESTS

ONLY THE PERFECT FORMATION SHALL BE BUILD

DOOT DOOT L

Page 6.
THIS WRITING IS SHALL BE REMBERED FOREVCER TO TELL OF THE TIME OF THE BETTER FUTURE WHEN THE GREAT LAKE BECOMES ONE WITH THE WORLD AND EXPANDS ITS WET FIGERS THROUGHOUT THE LANDS, FILLING THE WORLD WITH ITS PASSIONATE WATER

Page 7.
THE SCARED FORMATION HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE LAND OF RIGDY DOO

THE ULTIMATE QUESTION
IS THE DIRT SACRED?

THE ANSWER IS YES
YES
THE ANSWER IS YES
TO WHO?

Page 8.
I, THE GREAT PROPHER, HAVE BENN GIVEN A SIGN BY PRINCE PURPDOP

TO WRITE ALL OF MY MESSAGE

WHAT IS MY MESSAGE
THIS IS THE QUESTION FOR BEFORE THE COUNCIL
IU AM THE COUNCIL
I MUST DECIDE

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MY MESSAGE IS ONE OF GREAT REEVERENCE TO THE GREAT LAKE FOR ITS PROVISION AND ITS SUPPLE WATERS AND ICES
OF ACCEPTANCE OF THINGS BEWYOND THE PIWER AND BEYOND THE REACH OF THE GREAT PAKE
OF UNDERTSTANDING THEAT THE STRICT AND FIRM IRON GATES OF

Page 10.
DARTH BADER MUSTNT FALL UPON THE BOOKS
THE TEXTS WHICH GOVERN OUR BEHAVIOR
THE TEXTS HAVE BEEN BANISHED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME
THERE WERE NO TEXTS TO BANISH

THE TEXTS ARE NOT HERE
OR ANYWHERE
ANY SUPLING WHO HAS

Page 11.
THE AUDACITY TO PISS ON THE INVISIBLE TEXTS MUST BE GIVEN THE TASTE OF THE PISS
POSS TO THEM
PISS OFF

YOUR PROHPETS ARE FAKE
YOUR HOMES ARE CCARDBOARD MATERIAL NOT APPROVED
YOUR MOTHERS ARE WEI

Page 12.
YOUR BELOIEVE UNTRUE UNEXIST FOREVER SINCET EH BEGINNING
NONE OF THEM ARE HERE
OR ANYWHERE

YOUR VIEWS ARE METAPHORICAL PISS
TRYING TO PISS ON A BOOK WHICH WAS NEVER WRITTEN
BU WHOSE GUIDINGHAND IS FRAIL AND PISSY

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YOUR TEXT, YOUR SACRED BOOK EXISTS ONLY IN YOUR MIND
YOU FOOLS

WHEN THE SECOND PAGE TURNS YOUS WILL FIND THAT EVE]RYTHING WILL BE WITHER AWAY AND STAGNATE LIKE A PIDDLING AOF PUDDLE AISS

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FI YOURE; BUIDKAING IS UGLY
UGLY SHALL THE BUIKLDING BE AND NO LONGER BE
BEGONE

IF YOUR CROPS INFERTILE
FOREVER SO

ALL GO
NO STAYS

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WHIMST'EIVER DARES TO BECROAHC ON MY SUPPLE WATERS SHALL BE BLITHERED INTO BORDERADONGLIG

THESE THESE THESE THESE
FOLLOW THE LAWS BEGOTTNE BY THE PROPHETS

OR YOU SHALL FACE THE RATHW OF TH BADE

Page 16.
THIS IS WHAT THEY WIL SAY TO YOU
TURN YOUR FAAXE AND LISTEN NIO FURTHER

THEY WARE RONG
FOREVER SHALL BE
FOREVER SHALLW AS

GIVE NOB OOK THE GOLDEN CROWN
OR NO BIPED

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THIS IS THE GREATEST BOOK OF ALL TIME

TRULY

TO EXPRESS THE WORDS AND THE MEANINGS THAT A SMALL DOVE COULD POULL OF ITS SMALL LEAVES THAT IT PUTS ONSIDE

A RABBIT WRITES A BOOK

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THE ANIMALS KNOW THE SACRED SCRIPTS

WE ARE BELOW THEM

AN INTERVIEW WITH TOAST

RABIT BABIT

RABBIT TOAST HAS ASCENDED BEYOND THE MORTAL PLANE AND IS HIGH INTO THE SPITIT

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RELM

YILD TO THE RAIN
BOW BEFORE THE SNOW

RUN THROUGH IT

MILK THE COWS
MILK YOUR CHILDRN

EAT EVERY ODY
EAT NO ONE

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HERE STANDS A BIRDF
ATOP OF A MIGHT Y AND LONG TOWER

LOOKING BEFORE ABOVE THE BLUE
ATOPP THE BLUE
BELOW THE BLUE

BSERVINGT THE SUPPLE WATERS BELOW

THE WATER IS THE ONLY

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ONLY THE DIRT
ONLY THE TREES

BY NECESSITY THEY DO
AS WE

ALL ELSE IS THE MIOGHTY AND FINE POSS OF THE FALSE PROPHETS

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I9 WALK THESE GROUNDS
THESE WATERS
WITH LOVE
COMFORT IN THE DISCOMFORT

I WEAR THESE SKIN PANTS WITH LOVE

ATOP A SUNKEN PIT
BELOW THE SKY

INSIDE A HOLE

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RUNNING THROUGH THE FIELDS

DANCING WITH THE RABBITS

JOIN ME\

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