Frightacular Night


The GRAVEYARD tenants,

who UNTIL this day,

rest upon this SACRED site;

On Hallow's Eve

shall RESURRECT

and CELEBRATE

this HOLIDAY with

Frightmonsterous delight!


When the night settles

and the moon

PULSATES with GLOOM,

witches shall FLY up high,

with Autumn's wind,

and CACKLE as they

circle 'bout on their

BEWITCHED BROOMS.


But First, they'll have to

RECONVENE and CONJURE UP.

Their biggest GOULASH batch,

EQUAL to NONE!

Twelve frogs, nine bats,

ten toads, WELL CRUSHED.

Stir it THREE times then,

POOF, it's done!


"Children, STAY CALM

and do not FEAR or CRY."

"You might just MISS

this SPECIAL ghoulish night."

" IF, you LISTEN

carefully and WATCH,

you might just HEAR a werewolf HOWL

or Frankenstein...just STUMPING by."


The mummy's WRAPPINGS,

have come UNDONE!

In COMPROMISING places,

he's missing GREAT HUGE CHUNKS!

He'll have to BORROW

from his MUMMY wife,

PIECES of CLOTH

to COVER his BEHIND!


DRACULA is ALWAYS running LATE!

His FIFTY BRIDES just KNOW

he's out TASTE-SAMPLING

the BLOOD of VIRGIN MAIDS.

If this is TRUE,

he WILL NOT SAY.

He HOPES...

they DO NOT NOTICE, anyway.


When he FLIES IN,

there'll be a HORRIBLE SPAT!

For CENTERIES now,

they've DRAINED the moat,

REPLACED cobwebs,

and even FED

the HUNGRY

DUNGEON RATS!


That's how

the CASTLE'S CHORES

have always GOTTEN DONE!

His SERVANT,

IGOR is GONE

As SOON as DRACULA,

the MASTER,

LEAVES when it TURNS dark.


ZOMBIES will SOON initiate, the HUNT

and in GAMES goblins, ghosts

and monsters shall participate.

Most DANCE, some SING

and others CRY.

Just like we HUMANS do,

they also FIGHT those THINGS

that they DON'T LIKE.


They'll CHEER

SCARE and GROWL,

it's all for LAUGHS.

The BEST

FRIGHTACULAR NIGHT,

they've had in

a LONG,

LONG WHILE...


written on: Octobet 27, 2019.