Mr. Evil

(Verse 1)

Yo, my name is Mr. Evil and I've got something to say

I hope you're really happy 'cause I'm here to spoil your day

There's nothing you can do that will stop me from getting my way

Touche'? Yeah, that's exactly what you say!

You don't need to worry

I am in no hurry

Though I can move so fast that I can make your vision blurry

Kickin' down the door

Callin' all-out war

Keep on fighting 'till you say you can't take any more

(Verse 2)

Yo, my name is Mr. Evil and I've got something to shout

I hope you're really lucky 'cause your luck has just run out

There's nothing you can hope to do 'cause I will always win right out

Eh, I don't care if you pout!

You don't need to fret

I won't break a sweat

Blast you with a fire hose so you'll end up all wet!

Don't care if you cry

You know the reason why

I'll make you feel like you just want to lay down and die

(Verse 3)

Yo, my name is Mr. Evil, I do mean to poke the bear

I'll steal all your money and your car and what you wear

And once you're broke and naked I'll leave fate to decide how you fare

You should know I don't care

People think I'm crazy

Their judgement's just too lazy

With a mind as sharp as mine, nothing I scheme is hazy

Winning every tussle

Flexing my evil muscles

Grin and bear it, baby, I'm Mr. Evil; I hustle!

(Verse 4)

Yo, my name is Mr. Evil, how do you like me now?

'Cause once I'm through with you, you will be bleating like a sow

I come out hard and fast with blazing guns that pop and go "pow pow"

I'll rout you out, and how!

You're always just too late

I've forced a checkmate

I shred and tear and rip and kill, leave nothing in my wake

I'm evil as can be

It's plain for all to see

Yes, I am Mr. Evil, master of villainy!

Hee, hee, hee!