Terrible Love Poems

Poem 1: Your Boson

How your boson is like a tinder loin
And how it touches my colossal groin
How I seek to see your pretty things
Something only a hero flings
How you let me see your innerness
And let me touch you and caress
How you taught us to love
Like soaring in inflight like a dove
How the tree plants its seeds
This is how I will do my deeds
How can love do this to me?
Make me bitter and not glee
How is it that love can be eternal
Where we live forever in love's hall
How I will insert my plug into you
So that electricity can go through
How your boson looks like a plum
That makes me jittery and dumb
How is it that love so simple
Like a youth without a pimple
How is it this false emotion
Tie us all down into a prison
How my love is an undying urge
Which makes my passions purge
How long must our affair last
It cannot end nor can it past
How love is simply and bliss
And into this fountain, I shall kiss
How it is to be in a great romance
You're my maiden and I'm your lance
How like the trees over years harden
I shall plant seeds into your garden

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