Hey, have you seen my pants

Hey, have you seen my pants?

My pants are gone.

I need them.

My bum is cold.

I dunno where they went.

No, I'm not trying to—

Hey! Don't touch that!

That's my booty, baby!

Anyway, have you seen them?

Maybe I should make a poster:

"Wanted, Missing Pants,

Reward: Nothing, but the

Pleasure of not seeing me

Pantless ever again."

Maybe that would work…

GAH! Get OUT of there!

Ahem, anyway…

Have you seen my pants?