Trashcans are EVIL!
By Pie

Satanic trashcans
Will take over our world.
I know they will-
You can't hide it from ME!
THEY can plot
And THEY can scheme
(But I'll never be caught)
So there.
I'm on to you, trashcans.
I know that you're not *dead*
You're living
Breathing
Talking
Just like me.
Only working for THEM-
THEY, who hide and cheat and confuzzle.
Energy absorbed from our waste!
Stop giving them your trash-
You're selling your soul to the
DEVIL
and always, of course, forevermore,
THEM
Eat your trash
Or feed it to birds
How 'bout RECYCLING?
Hmm?
Don't give in to THEM
That's what they want.
Trash the trash cans!
Feed THEM THEIR own medicine!
See how THEY like it.
Let THEM corrupt THEMSELVES.
I won't have it, trashcans.
You won't get ME.
Ever.