*disclaimer: title prolly belongs to gary larson, dont sue me*
There's a Hair in My Dirt!

There's a hair in my dirt-
Oh my, oh my-
There's a hair in my dirt,
It's so sad I coud cry!

I'm so sad I could cry-
Oh my, oh my-
I'm so sad I could cry,
But I don't have an eye!

I don't have an eye-
Oh my, oh my-
I don't have an eye,
So depressed I could die.

I wish I could die-
Oh my, oh my-
I wish I could die...

NO! I don't mean it!
I don't want to die!
NO! Please don't eat me-
I'll tell you just why-

NO! PLEASE DON'T EAT...
gulp