Sweet Clueless HKP

Dear Haiku Police,

so bothersome-yet-so lame.

You misunderstood

Of course on purpose…

or perhaps you hope and wish?

I smirk at the thought.

Offerings of sex?

Your ignorance frightens me.

Not a chance in hell!

I am not crazy,

or your blowup doll at home,

nor pics on a screen.

Stop your daydreaming.

I do not mean to be rude.

But you make me sick.

Keep all your lotions.

Wouldn't want to waste the stuff.

Your hand will thank you.