Revenge

you spread rumors about me

And then you stole my man

so I went and stole you cat

And now he's food in a can (I think he might me pet chow)

You copied off my papers

And you lied to the teacher

So I set your car on fire

And I sold your baby brother (go black market! Does that still exist?)

Revenge is a bitch

But It's so fucking sweet

You'll be ok

Till you meet me on the street

Remember that time like 2 months ago

That you slept with your history teacher?

Well I video taped that day (oh nasty)

And I put it on the net (it's pretty popular )

then You got me fired

And you took my job

So I stole your grandma's wheelchair

And I gave it to the mob (why the mob? I dunno, just felt like it)

Revenge is a bitch

But It's so fucking sweet

You'll be ok

Till you meet me on the street