Revenge
you spread rumors about me
And then you stole my man
so I went and stole you cat
And now he's food in a can (I think he might me pet chow)
You copied off my papers
And you lied to the teacher
So I set your car on fire
And I sold your baby brother (go black market! Does that still exist?)
Revenge is a bitch
But It's so fucking sweet
You'll be ok
Till you meet me on the street
Remember that time like 2 months ago
That you slept with your history teacher?
Well I video taped that day (oh nasty)
And I put it on the net (it's pretty popular )
then You got me fired
And you took my job
So I stole your grandma's wheelchair
And I gave it to the mob (why the mob? I dunno, just felt like it)
Revenge is a bitch
But It's so fucking sweet
You'll be ok
Till you meet me on the street