"A Cruel Fate" had to include these things.

1) a reference to Dogbert

2) the Hubble telescope

3) any line from an English translation of The Odyssey

4) a reference to Josef Stalin

5) a reference to Frosty the Snowman

6) a reference to the Bermuda Triangle

7) a Twinkee

8) the Yoga position "downward-facing-dog"

9) a reference to the game of bowling

10) a griffin