Kari at Home Sick: Act 5

Phone: Ring ring!

Kate: Hi, is Kari there?

Kari’s Hippie Dad: She can’t come to the phone right now, she’s still resting.

Kate: OK, tell her that Kate and Anna called.

Phone: *click*

Phone: Ring ring!

Kari’s Hippie Mom: Hello?

Amy: Is Kari there?

Kari’s Hippie Mom: No, she’s still sick.

Amy: OK, tell her that *screw you* Kate and Anna and Becky and Amy called.

Phone: *click*

Phone: Ring ring!

Kari’s Midget Brother: Hello?

Anna: Hi is…

Becky: Yo what’s up!

Kari’s Midget Brother: *magically appears and hits Becky over the head with a frying pan and falls madly in love with the English teacher*

Anna: Right…

Phone: *click*

Phone: Ring ring!

English Teacher: Hello?

Kaela: Hi is…Hey, why are you at Kari’s house?

English teacher: Because Kari’s midget brother is soooo hot!

Becky: EWWWW!

Phone *click*

Phone: Ring ring!

Kari’s Hippie Dad: Hello?

Anna: Hi, is Kari there?

Kari’s Hippie Dad: She’s still resting this morning, but she’ll be in this afternoon.

Amy/Anna/Becky/Kaela/Kate/Kristie: YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Phone: *click*

*FADE OUT*