Life as a Toilet.

If you know what's good for you, you won't read this!

The First Day

"Hey I'm in this room here, but I really don't know why. Hey look,
someone's coming to visit me! Hi there! Uhhh, what are you doing?
Hey! You may wanna keep those on! Hmmm, I'm getting a bit concerned here,
I really don't--

OH MY GOD!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

One week later

"Please kill me."

Didn't I warn you?