Lords and Ladies
This fic is not really about any set thing and it is more silly and stupid than anything else. @_@ I really hope that you'll R&R. Nobody ever does T_T… I'm sorry, I shouldn't bring that up. ^_^ Here we go with this CRAZY fic:
*a man and woman walk into the scene*
Lord1: Why, hello, m'lady!
Lady1: Hello, m'lord!
Lord1: How are you, m'lady?
Lady1: I'm fine, m'lord. How are you, m'lord?
Lord1: I'm alright, m'lady. Who's that, m'lady?
Lady1: I dunno, m'lord.
*two women walk in*
Lord1: How do you do, m'ladies?
Lady2: I'm fine, m'lord. How are you, m'lord?
Lord1: I'm fine, too, m'lady. And how do you do, m'lady?
Lady3: I'm fine, m'lord. How are you, m'lord?
Lord1: I'm fine, m'lady.
Lady2: And you, m'lady?
Lady1: I'm fine, m'lady. How do you do, m'lady?
Lady2: I'm fine, m'lady.
Lady1: And you, m'lady?
Lady3: I'm fine, m'lady.
Lord1: What are you called, m'lady?
Lady2: Lots of foul things, m'lord!
*bursting laughter*
Lord1: I meant your name, m'lady.
Lady2: Oh, m'lord! I beg your pardon, m'lord.
Lord1: Quite alright, m'lady.
*another man walks in*
Lord2: What's going on, m'lady, m'lady, m'lady, and m'lord?
Lady1: Nothing peculiar, m'lord.
Lord1: We're just chatting, m'lord.
Lord2: Ahhh, m'lord! You shouldn't be chatting, m'lord.
Lord1: Why not m'lord?
Lord2: You're late, m'lord.
Lord1: I am, m'lord! Good bye, m'lady.
Lady1: Goodbye, m'lord.
Lord1: Goodbye, m'lady.
Lady2: Goodbye, m'lord.
Lord2: Goodbye, m'lord.
Lord1: Goodbye, m'lord. Goodbye, m'lady.
Lady3: Goodbye, m'lord.
*penguin waddles in*
Lord1: Sorry, m'penguin. I can't talk now, m'penguin. *runs off scene*
3ladies and other lord: Gasp, m'lord!
*all three mumbling to each other*
Lady2: He talked to a penguin, m'lady!
Lady1: I know, m'lady!
Lord2: What a strange lord, m'lady…
Lady3: Oh, isn't he, m'lord?
Ok! So how annoying was that? Tell me in your reviews! ^_^ If you'd like to hear more from the lords and ladies, you need to review ALOT! ^_^ …………Ok, not that much, but please do leave some evidence of your reading my story. @_@
Buh-bye,
Fox Lady (Call me Kitsune.^_^)