Mother goose has gone mad

Disclaimer: I do not own any people in this story so stop asking me!

There once was a dolphin named Ted

Ted was dead

Then out of the blue

Came something that went moo and…


Jake went up the hill

To fetch a pale of water

He fell down

And broke his crown

And Jill at that time well she had a life

Old Mc Donald had a cinderblock e I e I o

And with that cinderblock he smacked a chicken e I e I o

You can only guess what he had for diner that night e I e I o

Old King Cole was a merry old soul

Hey who couldn’t be merry he had women on both sides

Star light star bright won’t you fall out of the sky tonight

Scare my mother scratch my cat kill my brother he’s being a brat

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the candlestick

Jack was nimble but he wasn’t quick

He burnt his butt on that candlestick

Here we go round the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush the mulberry bush

Here we go round the mulberry until we start hurl

Hickory dickory dock

The mouse ran up the clock

The clock struck one

And down he run

And who was waiting for him at the bottom was kitty

Mary had a little lamb but I ate it.