My friend Erin and I made up this very strange poem two years ago. The names are completely fictional and for rhyming purposes only. If any of the names or events are related in any way, it is a complete coincidence!!!!!

The Date of Darren and Kate

Darren and Kate
Like to mate
on a plate
in front of the state
on a plate
and Kate says, "that feels great!"
they are never late
they are always punctual
and Darren is feeling very functional
they calculate
what they ate
so that they can plop and flop
and never stop
until they run into a traffic cop
The End

Ok, I know that was boring and bad, and it wasn't really ever finished, but please review anyway!!! And if your going to write a nasty or critical review, please don't write one at all. Thanks!!! *_*