The Funniest Thing

The funniest thing happened this morn
I've never seen the like
I was sitting on my living room couch
Eating something called tripe
I'm not too sure of just what it was
But it tasted kinda like
Cherries and marmalade mayonnaise meringue
With a touch of lemon pie
Really it was very good
But it tasted kind of dry
However, though, it was quite yummy--
What do you mean it's cooked cow tummy!?
Suddenly this just doesn't seem so funny...

Author's Notes: I woke up one morning and I wanted to write something entertaining...so I did. Nothing much else to say. Some people say that tripe is sheep stomach, but don't bother telling me, because it doesn't matter to me, I don't eat the stuff. *laugh*