Fat Joe’s Mystery Theatre Presents

Percy Scotchtober in

THE CAPER OF THE GOLDEN WALRUS



ACT I, The Blue Sprocket

(Opening detective type music)

Detective (Narrating): 12:32 AM, PM? Oh, whatever. The nighttime one. I had been contemplating my toe-nails for the last three hours. It’s what I always do when business is slow. It helps me stay calm and alert, that and all the coffee. Anyways, sleeping’s for woosies. By the way, the name’s Scotchtober, Percy Scotchtober, Private Eye. So there I was, in my sleepless stupor, poking myself in the eyeballs to stay awake, when suddenly there was a knock at the door. . .

(There’s a knock at the door, surprise surprise!)

Detective (Narrating): “A job!â€