IF I WERE TO MET VINCENT PRICE
By:Andrew Troy Keller

If I were to met Vincent Price,
I would,to him,be so very nice.
And,I would never say anything of dread,
Like,for instance,his role,on 'Batman',as Egghead,
Or he'll surely turn to ice.

I would've been a real treat to see him,
As long as I'm not part of his wax museum.
And,he's got a bird named Craven,
Who was,thankfully,not a raven,
And,would not indeed scare him.

And,if you were to ask me,
The lord of the House of Usher,he would never be.
He'll be glad to see a girl dance
With Edward Scissorhands.
To him,what a wonderfull dream that would be.

It would,indeed,be nice,
If I were to meet Vincent Price.
END!