"Whore With Ugly Hair"



You smell like cheese

Take a shower, please!

I think you have fleas

Your legs are like big, fat, maple trees!

I hate you like I hate peas

Maybe even more...

You make my eyes sore

Your a filthy, rotten, good for nothing whore!

I think it's cute that you make such a bad couple

I wish you were an uncouple.

I've tried being logical

But your attitude is criminological!

You're borderline socilogical...

I hope your hemmoroids are itchy.

If only you weren't so fucking bitchy!

You're really quite kitchity.

I hope you do not display sensitivity

Or have a case of compolsity

I know your not suffering from perfectivity

Your boyfriend is a primate

I hope you both move to a different climate!

You drool all over him...

Don't blame it on hyperactivity!

Don't take this song with such negativity...

But I hope your last resort is transvestitivity!