This isn't very funny to people who don't know the situation, was funny to me & my friend Meagan at the time. Recentely, one of my best friends ditched me for his stupid girlfriend (see: Whore With Bad Hair), and Meagan said he smelled like dirt...hence the title.


You smell like dirt,

You wear a stupid Blowtorch shirt

With that stupid, bad haired girlfriend you flirt!

I hate you because you smell like dirt.

Did you ever think about using perfume?

You're giving off toxic fumes!

P-U! P-U! Hey!